7/30/2014 Classroom ideas

More ideas for classroom scene:

• Every time Ned blows the air horn, the kids jump and get nervous - pants wetting suggested...
• Kids get increasingly angry with Ned...
• They sing "Silent Night" extremely quietly, contrasting with the loud air horn...
• Ned blows horn for "virgin". Teacher corrects him saying, "Very good, Ned, but you didn't need to censor the word "V- *BWAAAAAHHH*.  Everyone in this ROOM is a v- *BWAAAAHHH* and it has almost nothing to do with religion!"
• For "Completely Diverse Present Time", that one kid hands out mice from his father's pet store. They all have reindeer horns and are in snow globes....
• Ned complains that he didn't receive any presents. The teacher says, "Of course not, Ned! You're a diversity and it's against the law to offend you!" Ned stares angrily and the teacher relents and instructs all the students to give him one present. They all give him a mouse...
• As students leave the classroom, Ned has no mice but we see a snake in the foreground shaking his tail. Instead of rattles he has jingle bells strapped to his tail.